Before I start I have noticed over the last few months that most of the visitors to my blog get here after running searches like weird, weird pictures, weird nature, naked pictures of Diane Vickers (Dont ask I dont have a clue), so for those of you who are drawn to the weird or strange side of our little world I found this.
An Australian traveller was caught with two live pigeons stuffed down his trousers following a trip to the Middle East, customs officers said today.
The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service.
They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man’s legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant. Source
When I read the story my head was filled with questions such as why? WTF! As well as the thought that now the world knows this guy has a small pecker in his pants, no come on it had to be said, you know you were thinking it too.
Now, going off on a total tangent. My wife the lovely Leki of Leki`s Land and I are off to the hospital tomorrow morning for her 20 week scan, with any luck the little wriggler will be in such a position that we will be able to find out what sex it is. There is £50 at stake here, I am almost certain that it is going to be a little girl that joins us in June were as my wife thinks it will be another little boy. Of course as soon as we know “for sure” what bump is I will let you know.